recon-y’all

*Record scratch*

Wake up in the morning and my head feel kinda SORE
I contemplate my life and then call up my friend GEORGE
I ask him where’s he at with 13654
He said, “Mike – I never ever scanned that dude beFORE”.

Aw hell, dammit, crap, no more playing second FIDDLE
Today is the day, I crack this freesurfer RIDDLE

Flipping through slices like it’s PANCAKE DAY
Fixin’ B-nought INHOMOGENEITY
That’s what you get when you scan at 7 T
Screw it, recon-all dash OPEN-MP

I said RECON Y’ALL
Don’t forget to set your paths right
RECON Y’ALL
Segmentin’ brains all night
RECON Y’ALL
WHERE THE HELL IS MY “LH WHITE”
RECON Y’ALL
FAQ is worse than FROSTBITE
WARM SPRITE
STEAK KNIFE

So it’s done, completed, without no ERROR
Hmm, ok, it’s only 50 HOURS LATER
Got stuck on a defect halfway THROUGH
Topology correction, I say SCREW YOU

I load up the pial, the white, the orig MG-ZED
Freeview keep on crashing imma kick it till it’s DEAD
Temporal lobes are missing, registration will be <BLEEP>
So I bust out my wacom and manual edit this <BLEEP>

I said RECON Y’ALL
Don’t forget your license file
RECON Y’ALL
Living that surfer lifestyle

I go 1
2
3
4 slice
5
6
7
8 slice
Rubbing out this Dura like it’s MS PAINT
I call up my friend Ellie and I ask her how it AIN’T

9
10
11
12 slice
Hand’s a little stiff so I go looking for some ICE
Halfway to Hong Kong and I remember some ADVICE:
[Robotic voice, music stops]
*Save frequently
Don’t overwork yourself
Make sure to take regular breaks
Also, Michael and this is crucial
Have you forgotten to add CONTROL POINTS*

[Rock solo breakdown]
OHHHHHHH SHIIIIII-
CONTROL POINTS
GUNPOINTS
HIP JOINTS
NOICE!

I said RECON Y’ALL
Don’t forget to set your paths right
RECON Y’ALL
Segmentin’ brains all night
RECON Y’ALL
WHERE THE HELL IS MY “LH WHITE”
RECON Y’ALL
FAQ is worse than WARM SPRITE

*chord change*

Aaaaahhhhhh-wake up in the night and my thoughts are DISCONNECTED
Login to my work, feeling utterly DEJECTED
It’s autorecon 3, but my brainmask is PERFECTED
Robotic voice: XL DEFECT DETECTED

This is RECON Y’ALL, PARA-METRI-CALLYYYY
RECON Y’ALL
THE-O-RETI-CALLYYY
RECON Y’ALL
BURN IT
DOWN
NOW

*mic drop*